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pistachionutt:

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nishlo:

tukut:

ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now

these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately 

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pistachionutt:

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Posted at 11:43 pm on a Friday
supernaturalapocalypse:

slashfilled-mind:

weepingangelsblink:

reichenbach-fallschirm:

itcantbestopped:

god-of-fucking-thunder:

SUPERNATURAL FANS KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN!!!



Do Supernatural fans just kinda see it automatically when they’re scrolling by

Yes.  

Allright, new plan. For the duration of the apocolypse, all supernatural fans go to the center of this thing. Safest place on earth, in the middle of a fucking devils trap.

#on our way
Posted at 11:43 pm on a Friday
pistachionutt:

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Posted at 11:40 pm on a Friday
khawlabentalazwaar:

gothamcityballet:

deafmuslimpunx:

exquisitedialectics:

takealookatyourlife:

Aiya Van Kooten everyone

When Aiya Van Kooten stood face-to-face with a burglar in her bedroom, her left eye twitched, then she went into “predator mode”.
“I screamed at him… jumped off my chair, leaped over my bed and sprinted after him down the stairs,” she said.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/8626910/Predator-mode-scares-off-burglars

This is the best story of my life

“Although she was the only one home, Van Kooten said she had no regard for her safety - instead, she said she was just overwhelmed with “rage“….. ummmmm Hero!!! 

Haha, badass Muslim woman. Love it!!!

This lady is so awesome. She lives with her grandma and was studying and had a towel on her head and no shoes but she chased them out of her garden, kicked one up the arse as he climbed a fence, they dropped a camera and laptop, she flagged down a passing driver to help her continue the pursuit, and it turned out he was ex-military, and they finally caught one of them in a park and pinned him as the police arrived. Now she’s going to visit the burglar in prison for the next few months to help with his rehabilitation.
So in summary:
This lady doesn’t just defend her home and loved ones, she will hunt you down, team up with other skilled individuals, get you put away, and then teach you the consequences of your actions until you’re a valuable member of society once more.
Seriously she’s a frigging superhero.

literal hero
Posted at 11:12 pm on a Friday
Posted at 11:06 pm on a Friday
Posted at 11:06 pm on a Friday
yeah-youtubers:

This sign is in my doctors office above the scale and I really love it. It actually made me feel a lot better after reading it
Posted at 11:05 pm on a Friday

slayer-slayer-slayer:

nico-ahegao:

if you work at a sex shop is it still nsfw

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